Christmas dad jokes are a classic part of the festive season. Some are truly terrible and are guaranteed to make at least one person at your Christmas table groan. Some of these would be perfect if you’re planning on making your own Christmas crackers. Here’s some of our favourites.
Christmas Dad Jokes About Elves
What Do Santa’s Little Helpers learn at school?
The Elf-abet.
Why did Santa’s little helper see a therapist?
Because he had low elf-esteem.
What’s every elf’s favourite type of music?
Wrap
What do elves post on Social Media?
Elfies!
What is an elf’s favourite sport?
North Pole Vaulting
Christmas Dad Jokes About Santa
Did you hear that Santa knows karate?
He has a black belt.
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson
What’s Santa’s favourite type of crisp?
Crisp Pringles
What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
What says Oh Oh Oh?
Santa walking backwards.
Christmas Dad Jokes About Snowmen
What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What do you call a snowman that can walk?
Snow-mobile
What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
What do you say to a stressed snowman?
Chill Out!
Christmas Dad Jokes About Reindeer
Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee?
Star-bucks
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Hornaments
Why don’t reindeer like picnics?
Because of all their ant-lures
Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?
Because he went down in history.
Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?
Because every single buck is dear to him
Christmas Dad Jokes About Everything Else!
What does a grumpy sheep say when someone says Merry Christmas?
Baa humbug!
Why wouldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?
It had no legs.
Why can’t penguins fly?
They’re not tall enough to be pilots.
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy
What’s every parent’s favourite Christmas carol?
Silent Night
